You Are Fatally Invited

A Novel

About the Book

An exclusive thriller writer’s retreat hosted on a private island turns lethal when one of the authors is found murdered.

“Twisty and fabulously fun . . . This debut is not to be missed!”—Amy Tintera, New York Times bestselling author of Listen for the Lie

“Deliciously twisted . . . perfect for thriller fans hungry for a fresh spin on a locked-room murder mystery.”—Erin A. Craig, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Thirteenth Child
 
When renowned anonymous author J. R. Alastor hires former aspiring writer Mila del Angél to host a writing retreat at his private manor off the coast of Maine, she jumps at the chance—particularly since she has an axe to grind with one of the invitees. The guest list? Six thriller authors, all masters of deceit, misdirection, and mayhem.
 
Confess the crimes, survive the tropes.
 
Alastor and Mila have masterminded a week of games, trope-fueled riddles, and maybe a jump scare or two—the perfect cover for Mila to plot a murder of her own. But when a guest turns up dead—and it’s not the murder she planned—Mila finds herself trapped in a different narrative altogether.
 
One by one, you’ll lose your turn.
 
With a storm isolating the island, and the body count rising, Mila must outwit a killer who knows literally every trick in the book.
 
Until only one of us remains . . .
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Praise for You Are Fatally Invited

You Are Fatally Invited is a novel with black ink in its veins and a cheeky smile on its face. RSVP immediately.”—A. J. Finn, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Woman in the Window

“I absolutely loved it! It kept me guessing till the very end. It’s a ten out of ten from me. . . . A great holiday read.”—Anne Twist, mother of Harry and Gemma Styles

“Twisty and fabulously fun, You Are Fatally Invited is a locked-room mystery that readers won’t want to put down. With its clever use of tropes and an expertly drawn cast of characters . . . This debut is not to be missed!”—Amy Tintera, New York Times bestselling author of Listen for the Lie

“Deliciously twisted . . . perfect for thriller fans hungry for a fresh spin on a locked-room murder mystery.”—Erin A. Craig, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Thirteenth Child

“Wickedly delightful mayhem! It’s Agatha Christie on steroids.”—Tess Gerritsen, New York Times bestselling author of the Rizzoli & Isles series

“This meta, ironic, fun thriller will keep you turning pages late into the night. You won’t know who did it or how or why until the very juicy end!”—Sascha Rothchild, Emmy award–winning author of Blood Sugar

“Readers who love puzzles, locked-room mysteries, and Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None will enjoy this inaugural effort by Pliego, with its chilling conclusion.”Library Journal

“As fun and as intense as a game night with friends . . . It’s a pitch-perfect debut.”—Kellye Garrett, author of Missing White Woman

“Diabolical and utterly entertaining.”—Darby Kane, #1 internationally bestselling author of Pretty Little Wife

“This is the debut of 2025! Riveting . . . You Are Fatally Invited winks at the tropes while delivering twist after twist after twist.”—Alex Finlay, USA Today bestselling author of If Something Happens to Me

“One of the most entertaining thrillers I’ve read in a long time.”—Kristen Perrin, USA Today bestselling author of How to Solve Your Own Murder

And Then There Were None via Knives Out meets . . . On Writing?! An ingeniously plotted, deliciously dark treat for thriller fans—I enjoyed every page.”—Catherine Ryan Howard, #1 bestselling author of The Trap

“Pliego has concocted the perfect recipe for murderous mayhem, and I couldn’t put it down.”—Jilly Gagnon, author of All Dressed Up

“A darkly glittering gem of a book!”—Emily Bain Murphy, author of Enchanted Hill

“A murderously fun thriller, full of dark games, and trope-fueled puzzles . . . This is the most intriguing locked-room thriller I’ve read yet!”—Jessica Payne, author of Never Trust the Husband

“Agatha Christie meets Knives Out in this intricately plotted and compelling thriller which that will have you racing through the pages to find out what happened.”—Rhiannon Barnsley, author of The Clique

“Original and atmospheric.”—Catherine Cooper, author of The Island
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You Are Fatally Invited

Chapter One

Rodrigo

I was prepared to sell my soul for a one-way ticket back to Spain, and I’d only been off the plane for three hours.

“Ro?” Olivia’s cold fingers wound through mine, and I tore my gaze from the vein of dark cloud over the harbor. “What is it?”

I extracted my face from my scarf and grazed my mouth against hers. “Nada, mi vida.”

I glanced down the dock, the graying planks warped with age. The stalks of a dozen derelict sailboats poked at the Maine sky like toothpicks, the small ferry bobbing next to us pristine by contrast. The sun was a shameless lie, having burned off most of the fog, but I still couldn’t see Wolf Harbor Island over the horizon.

Olivia attempted to unsequester my hand from my jacket pocket, her cheeks wind whipped. “You’re still on edge.”

“My face is freezing.”

“That’s the only part of you I can see.”

“Which is why my face is freezing.”

A divot appeared between her eyebrows that I wanted to smooth away with my thumb. “Look, I know you’re—”

“A suspicious bastard?”

“Beautifully put, love, but I was going to say ‘nervous.’ Trust me, Alastor does not have some devious scheme to land us in a courtroom and ruin our lives.” She flared her eyes comically, and I felt the corner of my mouth lift against my will. “The NDA has to be just a formality. How else is an anonymous author supposed to make sure we won’t let his identity slip?”

My leather necklace constricted around my neck. If only the NDA was what I was worried about.

“I’m sure you’re right,” I lied, sliding my arm around her shoulders. But a decade in courtrooms had instructed me that anyone was capable of anything—including celebrities, including authors. Including myself. What on earth had possessed me to think coming was a good idea?

“Fashionably early, are we?” The pitiless wind carried Fletcher’s words to us, his British accent threading through them from down the dock, and the tension in my neck eased a little. His herringbone suit hugged his broad shoulders, and his hair was combed and gelled within an inch of its life. Just the way he’d looked the last time we’d gone out for drinks. Had it really been a year ago? “Hello, lovebirds.”

Dread soured my relief at finally seeing my friend, who my wife was convinced was not my friend. But finalmente, we might get some answers about the secretive nature of this retreat.

I raised my arms affably. “Fletch.”

“Been a long time, hasn’t it?” We embraced, Fletcher’s hand clapping my shoulder. He dipped his head to my wife. “Olivia, darling, lovely as always.”

“Fletcher.” Olivia knotted her pale mane around one hand to keep it tamed, her smile not reaching her eyes.

Fletcher’s teeth flashed in a grin. “What a week this’ll be, eh?”

“Did Alastor tell you anything?” I asked. “Particularly concerning the NDA? It’s a little odd for a writers’ retreat, no?”

His expression turned sly. “Unfortunately, my lips are sealed.”

A growl curled in my throat. “Yes, we know you know more than we do. Can we skip to the part where you’re helpful?”

“I don’t think it’s odd,” Olivia said to me, amicably rehashing the last five months of speculation. “I mean, this is a huge deal—Alastor’s first in-person event in his entire career of nearly thirty years. It totally makes sense for keeping his identity a secret. Which honestly makes me think the rumors are true, and it’s not J. R. Alastor the original, but his son who’s taken over writing in his name.”

“Olivia.” I dragged her name out with my thickest Spanish accent, shaking my head with a smile. “That was one interview ages ago where Alastor mentioned having a child—”

“Or the NDA could also be because we’re going to get a sneak peek of his next book,” Olivia said, eyes glittering like the harbor. “Perhaps Alastor wants to work on it with us.”

Fletcher snorted. “How the devil would you plebeians workshop a J. R. Alastor book? Only Ashton Carter’d be dumb enough to try, and we’d all be given the boot for letting him.”

“I heard that,” a voice called up the dock, and I flinched, turning toward it. A man in his late twenties or early thirties strode toward us, hands in the pockets of his leather jacket, a laptop bag slung over his shoulder—Ashton Carter, a Chinese American author whose paranormal thriller appeared in every one of Olivia’s book box subscriptions; we must have had three or four copies of his book.

“Speak of the devil,” Fletcher said, raising his voice with a wry smile. “Carter, you fool, this is a retreat for writers. How on earth did you procure an invitation?”

“Charming as always, Fletch.” Carter stuck out a hand to me with a grin. “Ashton Carter, writer, surprisingly.”

“A pleasure. Rodrigo Sandoval.”

“Carter here bribed himself onto an author panel with me last spring,” Fletcher announced cheerfully.

“Hey now,” Carter objected. “I was not the one the moderator asked to chill out.”

“Now that’s a story I’d love to hear,” Olivia said, mouth curving as she held her hand out. “Olivia. I’m afraid I haven’t read your book yet, but it’ll be my reward when Ro and I finish this draft.”

Between the two of us we’d tried to get through everyone’s books before the retreat, but I’d rather endure the seventh edition of The Literary Lawyer’s Handbook on Copyrights, Trademarks, and Contracts in Publishing and Entertainment again than another thirty pages of Ashton’s. Something about the paranormal and haunted lost me every time.

“I’d be honored,” Carter said, dipping his head.

“All right, let’s see it.” Fletcher flapped a hand at Carter. “Your invitation? I’ll believe you were invited only when I see your name at the top, not a moment before.”

Carter rolled his eyes but popped open his bag and rummaged inside. “I was actually thinking we could all compare, see if we got the same invite, or if Alastor hid, like, a clue or something in one of them.”

“Oh, a clue,” Fletcher said with false revelation. “What are you, a child?” He plucked a severely folded envelope from Carter’s fingers, the paper a familiar matte black with a gold wax seal shaped like a skull. His nose curdled as he read the gold cursive words aloud. “ ‘Dear Mr. Carter.’ Rodrigo, Olivia, I do believe we are witnessing an anomaly. Either that, or a lapse in J.R.’s cognitive function.”

Olivia had already taken out our invitation—preserved like a piece of evidence within a small manila folder, the envelope neatly slit with the letter opener she’d given me for my birthday last year—and she held it up next to Carter’s, her eyes flicking to mine with a glint of excitement that, yes, I mirrored.

Dear Mr. Carter,

It would do me a great honor to have you join me at Wolf Harbor Estate in Maine for a themed writers’ retreat during the last week of October.

I make it my business to be “in the know” about what thriller/horror is doing these days, and IT SWALLOWS US WHOLE rightfully snagged my eye. I think you have something unique here, something visceral, and I’m on the proverbial edge of my seat for your next book. Dare I say, it’s one of my most anticipated reads.

My hope is that this little retreat will provide an opportunity for you to write, engage with other rising and established stars in your field, and provoke the Muse into speaking with you through nightly mystery dinners. You’ll have a killer time, I assure you.

Please RSVP to the number below. My personal assistant, Mila, will see to the details, including sending over an NDA for your review—for my anonymity’s sake, you understand.

Would you join me? I hope you will.

Yours fatally,

J. R. Alastor

“It’s basically the same,” Olivia murmured. “Except our names, and what he said about our books.”

“Still doesn’t really explain much, though.” I watched a wave break over the dock onto our feet, salty water beading on my leather shoes. “Why would Alastor engage with the world now, after thirty years of obscurity?”

About the Author

Ande Pliego
When not reading or writing, Ande Pliego can usually be found dabbling in art, scheming up her next trip, or making constant expeditions to the library. Born in Florida, raised in France, and having left footprints all over the globe, Ande is settled in the Pacific Northwest with her craftsman husband and little son. You Are Fatally Invited is her debut novel. More by Ande Pliego
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